Conrad is black and tan.
Conrad weighs 85 lbs.
Conrad is a platypus.
Conrad speaks five languages.
Conrad works for Starbucks.
Conrad hates tennis balls.
Weenie Wednesday: Alternative Facts About Conrad
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Patently Bay 
Hahahahahahaha!!! Now I’m going to revoke your twitter privileges! *sigh*
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Ah, but see, I can only lose my twitter privileges if I tweet *actual* facts
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ROFLMAO a platypus.
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I mean it’s obvious. A tremendous platypus.
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Dying!!! Have you seen true facts about the hedgehog by zee Frank? This reminds me of that video.
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That was an amazing 2 minutes of my life.
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I hope he brings you free lattes!
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I need to tell him that …
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That golden picture of him is GOLDEN! Like gold statue of brilliance.
And he should totally work at Starbucks, he’d bring in so much business for them
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Omg he would. He needs one of those green aprons.
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Conrad looks awfully skinny for being 85 pounds! I was expecting a belly dragging on the ground.
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He is very compact.
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Hahahahahhaha love this
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Alternative facts are so fun 😈
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Conrad believes what he believes. No denying that!
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His faith in himself is undeniable 🙂
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As long as Conrad believes it, isn’t that truth enough? We just called it “Willing Suspension of Disbelief” in my English classes. Lol.
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But he is the very best platypus that ever lived in my house haha
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It’s all about the framing!
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Hahaha very alternative facts 😛
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Oh but still facts because I said so
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Damn those corrupt journalists for denying Conrad’s true nature.
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Stupid fake news!
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