Weenie Wednesday: Alternative Facts About Conrad

Conrad is black and tan.

Conrad weighs 85 lbs.


Conrad is a platypus.

Conrad speaks five languages. 

Conrad works for Starbucks.


Conrad hates tennis balls.

23 thoughts on “Weenie Wednesday: Alternative Facts About Conrad

  1. That golden picture of him is GOLDEN! Like gold statue of brilliance.
    And he should totally work at Starbucks, he’d bring in so much business for them

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  2. As long as Conrad believes it, isn’t that truth enough? We just called it “Willing Suspension of Disbelief” in my English classes. Lol.

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