File under satire.
Conrad, get up, it’s time to work.
Conrad, look at the camera.
Why are you not cooperating? You must hate me??
Don’t you understand what I’m saying to you???
Conrad LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
That’s it, I’m done. You can’t do what I want anymore.
I thought we were a team.
I don’t know what to do when you won’t be cute in front of the camera.
Do I have to give you up?
Fine, just keep letting me down endlessly.